Okay, SERIOUSLY...

This is the first of what I hope will be a series. I'm always on the lookout for things that make you say, "Okay, SERIOUSLY..."
Examples follow.

Spotted at Barnes & Noble...
"Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul"

Spotted in Alabama...
A sign that says, "Road Wet When Rains"
(thank you, Carrie)

Heard during a weight loss cure commercial...
"If it wasn't true, we couldn't say it on TV!"

Don't hesitate to contact me should you have any contributions. You will get credit if I use your idea.