Random Quotes 2

Just a few random quotes for your reading pleasure...

"Thanks for raining on my snarky little parade."

"I don't like the purple five."

"This whole office smells like ONIONS, and not in a good way."

"Spork me to death!"

"Your picture should be in the dictionary next to the definition of 'sardonic smile'"

"If I want to know about machine parts, bondage or banjo music..."

"That's another nail in the karma coffin"