Best. Spam. Ever.

I've been getting MSNBC "Breaking News" emails for years. It's actually the primary way I keep up with world and national news. Recently I have been getting a great deal of spam...fake versions of the aforementioned emails. I'm sure it's a new wrinkle in how spammers phish or give us malware or whatever the hell it is they do, but damn, these headlines are funny. Here's a look a some of them...

Bush 'Troubled' by Gay Marriages. Declares San Francisco Part of 'Axis of Evil'
Michael Jackson is hermaphrodite. Watch the video.
[video] Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
[audio] Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet
Obama Captures Osama
Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job
Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Batman
Cindy Mccain Talks About Her Boobs
Paris Hilton Lectures On Dickens And Dostoevsky
Donald Trump missing, feared kidnapped
Man wakes up from 40 year coma
The World is on Pace to Run out of Internet by 2010
Jason Kidd Feels Guilty After Stealing Ball from Chinese Point Guard
Favre gets unconditional reverse deactivation restriction preclusion
Polar Bears must be taught to Swim
Barbra Streisand: "I Don't Want to Talk to the Maid"
Extreme Home Makeover: Host Ty Pennington's House inadvertently bulldozed
Americans loves to sue people
Ican To Shut Down Email Services World Wide
Poll: Is That Really Britney In The Sex Video
Bush Down to 8 Friends on Myspace
Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do